Missed something the other night - apparently, all the hot women here in town attend a single church. When I subbed for that team the other night, the stands were practically filled with hotties that went to church with the guys on the team. Blonds, brunettes, redheads - thought it was my birthday. But they all had that dull, glazed "not till we're married" look. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with that - just hadn't ever seen a collection of babes like that around here before. Still, there's zero chance I'll be attending church anywhere. But I might sit outside to watch it be dismissed..... ;)